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Firstname, if your love language is brands that are funny, bold, unique, and sassy… we’re meant to be because my love language is to create these wholesome brands. Imagine that happy sensation you get when you read a tweet from a business, a tweet that is actually funny, throwing shade and you can relate to it. Well, as a farmer would say, I got the hay and you got the cows. It’s time to put down all the mass marketed “how to “ guides and the scripts (believe me, I had a wild ride with them too) and focus on crafting you a jaw-dropping brand that starts and ends with your customers.
Become the goat brand of your niche
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Let's face it, your brand isn't about you, it's about your audience and clients. And if you think your brand is all about you, then you must be sipping on a brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso while living in a fantasy world. Don't get us wrong, we love a good espresso, but a wholesome brand that leaves people's jaws on the floor is what really gets our engines revving. And in our branding studio, we don't just focus on making you look good, we build a brand strategy around your clients to ensure they're the center of attention. After all, they're the ones buying your products, not you!
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If your current branding is about as exciting as watching paint dry, it's time to get rid of that cookie cutter look and switch to something that will make your dream clients do backflips. What does that look like, you ask? Well, imagine waking up at the crack of noon, downing four espresso shots, running a 10K, coming back home, and chugging a whole bottle of your roommate's bottom-shelf rosé. That's the kind of branding that'll have people shouting your name from the rooftops. And guess what? It'll look like you. So, are you ready to ditch the snooze-fest and get down with the branding of your dreams?
BREATH-TAKING BOLD BRAND DESIGN
Firstname, it's your time to shine like a disco ball in a dimly lit club. Your brand should be wholesome, witty, and bold like a superhero's cape made of kale. Imagine waking up every day and feeling like a boss because your brand is killing it. You get to make your clients feel like Beyoncé, create an impact that's bigger than a Kardashian's butt, and have fans that are more loyal than a Golden Retriever with a bone. It's not just about satisfying your clients, it's about delighting them like a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie straight out of the oven."
HAVING THE MOST WHOLESOME BRAND
Well, well, well, look who we have here! It's me, Jasmine, or as some used to call me, "Jas-mine-your-own-business" (I know, they're hilarious, right?). But now that we're all grown up, I prefer to be called Jasmine. I mean, who wouldn't want to be named after a flower that smells amazing or a magical Disney princess?
And let me tell you, I'm not your average weird aunt. I'm the kind of weird aunt who always has a bag of organic bug spray that doesn't work and a ton of useless advice to give. But when it comes to branding, I'm the real deal. My ultimate goal is to help you create a brand that's so damn irresistible, your future clients will be throwing money at you like it's a Black Friday sale at Target.
Together, we'll come up with a brand strategy that makes people feel all warm and fuzzy inside, design a brand that speaks for itself, and create a brand identity that people can't resist. Trust me, with my help, you'll have people saying, "Take my money!" faster than you can say "Owen Wilson.
we once arm-wrestled a bear
"I'm not a toilet, but I'll take your crap."
I have the strength of a thousand reindeer and the speed of a Nokia 5G network at my back!
MEET JASMINE
The whole process helped me zero in on more of Who I Am, what I stand for, and what this business and brand is all about. The brand principles she shared were SO eye opening — there were some things I'd never thought of; things I'd never even heard of (even in my time in the branding industry!).
Heather
The branding and messaging work she did for me ended up being the perfect reflection of my business in all the ways that I didn't know how to express myself. Jasmine was an absolute angel to work with and she captivated my brand and brand personality better than I could have hoped. I am beyond thankful for the clarity and confidence that Jasmine's VIP week has brought to my business, I cannot recommend her services more highly! THIS is the exact thing you need to take your business to the next level!
McKenzie
This branding process truly allowed me to decide how f*cking amazing I was and how I wanted to lead in my industry as a Sales + Self trust coach. Jasmine is amazing, patient, and really gives a damn. She wants to know your vision and she is ready to be with you every step of way. Every time someone sees my brand, they only have compliments (truly only "ooooos" and "ahhhhh"). The best part of this experience is that I feel like no one else has my branding because we really added touches that brought out who I was. So what I am really saying is 10/10 recommend.
Regan
I loved working with Jasmine! She created the most amazing branding aligned with my personality and my vision for my business. The way she "translated" my idea and captured the vibe and energy of my business is incredible! I'm super proud of my website and it feels truly aligned with my work and my branding personality. Deep, elegant and with a touch of mystery. You're a genius superstar!
Ilaria
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Boost sales with wholesome brands that evoke nostalgia, reconnecting customers to their cherished childhood memories.
Wholesome branding wins hearts! Our witty guide offers steps for a heartwarming, profitable brand that captivates customers & boosts success.
Whipping up a wholesome brand is easier than picking a ripe avocado. Blend authenticity, consistency, and sustainability to create a concoction that leaves hipsters and competitors green with envy!
What's the deal with wholesome branding? Well, it's all about making your peeps feel like they just won the lottery, amirite? No more boring sales funnels or pushy marketing tactics. You want to connect with your audience on a real level, not just sell them a product. And let's be honest, who doesn't want to have a little fun and be surprised in their customer experience? As a wholesome brand, you're gonna stand out like a glitter bomb in a pile of plain rice (no offense to rice, but let's spice things up, shall we?). You'll be the go-to choice for anyone who wants a relatable and enjoyable experience. So ditch the sales pitch and start being a wholesome rebel in your niche!
wholesome branding is the best thing since shaken espresso
Why is wholesome branding main character energy? Because you're not just driving down the road to success, you're paving it like a backhoe on a mission. People are going to be like, "Whoa, how did she do that?" Your brand is going to be luxurious and extra, but also witty, chill, and relatable - like a boss who knows how to have fun. You're not just selling a product or service, you're creating an experience that will leave people shooketh. You're going to be the GOAT of your industry that everyone else is trying to copy, but let's face it, they'll never be as cool as you.
wholesome branding gives main character energy
Alright, buckle up Linda. I've got a secret to spill. Just satisfying your clients ain't cutting it anymore. No sir, if you want to keep 'em hooked on your wholesome brand, you gotta give 'em something to talk about. Forget FOMO marketing and sales funnels, it's time to focus on blowing their minds. Ditch the funnel and grab a ladder, 'cause we're climbing up the brand commitment scale. This is our little secret to turning your clients from satisfied customers to hardcore fans who will sing your praises to anyone who will listen. And trust me, they'll be shouting your name from the rooftops.
go from a nobody to a somebody with wholesome branding
"I heard everyone's all about those boring, generic brands these days. Well, I don't know about you, but I've got better things to do than blend in with the crowd."
At our branding studio, we know that "wholesome" is not just a breakfast cereal. We focus on your audience to create a brand strategy that not only satisfies but delights them, like an unexpected coupon for free pizza. With our help, your customers will spread the word like wildfire (in a good way), and they'll stick around like gum on a hot sidewalk. We'll use our branding magic to make your brand a magnet that your people can't resist.
2. Because your audience deserves the best
Are you tired of boring and stuffy brands that make you want to run for the hills? Then you've come to the right place! Our branding studio only works with brands that know their values and aren't afraid to stick to them. We're all about being light-hearted, making a big impact, and keeping things unexpected. Who says you can't be wholesome and bold at the same time?
3. we take branding seriously, ourselves not so much
We want you to be a rebel in your niche. Ditch the FOMO marketing, ditch the scripts, ditch the sales funnels. Ditch all the expectations. Be the rebel that people come to because they are obsessed about you. Like they’re obsessed about pumpkin spice lattes when fall hits. No more guilting people into taking action. Your brand will make people feel wholesome, positive, obsessed, and the best of all - you will be relatable.
4. Join the club of cool kids: a unique brands that make people feel good
I’ll give you one reason. You know what, make that four reasons. That’s right. I’m crazy.
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