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Your brand will pop harder than bubble wrap at a stress relief seminar
You’re done being the background extra in your own gig. Time to boss up with a brand that’s all sold-out shows and keeps everyone awake. Attract dream clients like you’re the last iced coffee on a hot day, and watch your bank account thank you. Let's shake things up with a brand strategy that’s as unexpected as a plot twist in a reality TV show. Forget the usual playbook, it's time to grab the spotlight, be the vibe everyone wants, and make your competition wonder what hit them. Throw out the rule book, your brand’s about to become the wild card everyone's obsessing over.
Basic Brands Get Basic Results. Build Something That Slaps.
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ANCHORS
let's make your brand relatable af
Is your brand as exciting as a tax audit?
Yeah. Ouch.
Build a brand that makes people say, "Damn, I need to hire them."
Basic brands are SO last year. You want a brand with serious personality, one that makes people struggling to find the right brands stop scrolling and say, "OMG, I'm obsessed." You crave a brand that feels like the ultimate mood board come to life, one that attracts your dream clients like a hot new restaurant on opening night. Let's ditch those played-out strategies and build a brand that unapologetically stands out. Think bold, think iconic, think the brand everyone's low-key jealous of and wants to copy. It's time to level up your brand game, turn your wildest brand dreams into reality, and become the absolute vibe in your niche.
Your dream clients are out there, but your brand is invisible
we're like your grandma,
but cooler
I'm on a mission to rescue ambitious entrepreneurs from the soul-sucking cycle of ineffective marketing and a brand that's lost its spark. You deserve a brand strategy that lights you up, a plan that helps you stand out in a noisy world and snag those dream clients like it's your job. With a dash of strategy magic and a whole lot of hustle, we'll craft a brand that has your ideal clients practically begging to work with you. Think bold, think magnetic, think the kind of brand that fuels serious brand growth and makes you the indisputable leader in your niche.
Ready to ditch those generic tactics and build a brand that commands respect?
Oh hi! I'm Jasmine!
I'm not a toilet but I'll take your crap.
MEET JASMINE
Delulu brand strategy services &
iced coffee recommendations (who am I kidding? It's always going to be brown sugar shaken espresso, with extra sweet cold foam)
brand reputation
Watching those dream clients flock to other brands instead? F*ck that. Let's craft a brand that makes YOU the main attraction.
/brænd/ /ˌREP.JƏˈTEꞮ.ƩƏN/
Brand strategy services
(jasmine's version)
I get it. You pour your heart and soul into your business, offering incredible expertise and a product/service that truly transforms lives. Yet, you watch those dream clients slip through your fingers, drawn in by those bolder brands. It's frustrating, disheartening, and frankly, it's complete and utter BS. You deserve a brand that radiates your unique brilliance, a brand strategy that stops the mindless scrolling and positions you as the go-to expert in your field. Let's ditch the "blah" and create a brand so damn irresistible that it attracts the right people, builds unshakeable loyalty, and unlocks the kind of brand growth that feels damn good.
The whole process helped me zero in on more of Who I Am, what I stand for, and what this business and brand is all about. The brand principles she shared were SO eye opening — there were some things I'd never thought of; things I'd never even heard of (even in my time in the branding industry!).
Heather
Jasmine is SO wonderful
The work she did for me ended up being the perfect reflection of my business in all the ways that I didn't know how to express myself. Jasmine captivated my brand and brand personality better than I could have hoped. I am beyond thankful for the clarity and confidence that Jasmine's has brought to my business, I cannot recommend her services more highly! THIS is the exact thing you need to take your business to the next level!
McKenzie
Working with Jasmine has been transformational!
This branding process truly allowed me to decide how f*cking amazing I am. Jasmine is amazing, patient, and really gives a damn. She is ready to be with you every step of way. Every time someone sees my brand, they only have compliments (truly only "ooooos" and "ahhhhh"). The best part of this experience is that I feel like no one else has my branding because we really added touches that brought out who I was.
Regan
10/10 recommend
She created the most amazing branding aligned with my personality and my vision for my business. The way she "translated" my idea and captured the vibe and energy of my business is incredible! I feel truly aligned with my work and my branding personality. Deep, elegant and with a touch of mystery. You're a genius superstar!
Ilaria
I loved working with Jasmine!
MOOSE ANCHORS BREWED BRIEFINGS
Elevate your brand to iconic status? Because we know you're a snack and we want everyone else to know it too.
the studio your mom warned you about
Tired of blending in and watching less talented competitors snag your dream clients? Honey, it's time to serve up that secret sauce! We get it – your expertise is off the charts, but your brand isn't doing you justice. Let's ditch the "blah" and craft a purpose-built brand strategy that screams, "I'm the hottest thing since sliced avocado toast!" (or whatever your niche loves...) Think bold tactics, messaging that resonates deeply with your dream clients, and a brand so damn irresistible, they'll be practically begging to work with you. Get ready to turn heads, fill your calendar, attract high-value clients. Let's make your brand the main course everyone's craving.
"Your brand should be unique AF. Like your daily go to brown sugar shaken espresso order. Let's ditch the basic, and design a magnetic brand strategy (with extra sweet cold foam on that.)"
I'm the hype woman you never knew you needed
Why choose us?
You've poured your heart, soul, and probably a few late nights into your business. You're tired of those generic strategies that leave you feeling lost in the crowd, wondering when it's finally going to be your turn to shine.
You crave a brand that feels like YOU – bold, magnetic, a little rebellious maybe? One that makes you proud, attracts those dream clients, and helps you build the kind of business that fuels your passions and those big, audacious goals. You're ready to ditch the "blah" and unleash a brand that makes a statement.
Tired of Googling "how to brand my business" only to find the same old boring advice? Let's build a brand that turns heads and fills up your schedule.
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Ever feel like every brand strategist sounds the same? Spouting the same empty promises about "visibility" and "authenticity"? Yawn. If you're sick of being just another face in the crowd, ready for a brand that makes you stand out, leads to massive brand growth, and attracts your dream clients like a magnet, stick around. This ain't your mama's branding rodeo.
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