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You know what doesn’t work? Endlessly rewording your Instagram bio at 2 AM and hoping that’ll magically fix everything. You know what does work? Brand design service that actually makes people care. If you’re tired of throwing spaghetti at the wall, my brand design service is here to get you a brand that finally clicks.
p.s. I'm a master negotiator
oh, look at you, hovering over the contact button like it might bite.
You know what doesn’t work? Endlessly rewording your Instagram bio at 2 AM and hoping that’ll magically fix everything. You know what does work? Brand design service that actually makes people care. If you’re tired of throwing spaghetti at the wall, my brand design service is here to get you a brand that finally clicks.
p.s. I'm a master negotiator
oh, look at you, hovering over the contact button like it might bite.
Yep! It depends on the project, but I’m flexible. We can chat and figure out a plan that won’t make your wallet cry. No stress. Lowkey vibez.
Do you offer payment plans?
For website design, you need your copy (aka the words that go on your site) and a subscription to Showit or Squarespace. For rebranding, you need a solid strategy—because slapping a new logo on without direction is like putting glitter on a dumpster fire. Looks cute, still a mess. Let’s do this right.
What do I need to have before we start?
Absolutely. I’m not about selling you stuff you don’t need. Tell me what you actually want, and we’ll build a package that makes sense. No fluff, no nonsense, no extra baggage (unlike my emotional support water bottle).
What if I don’t need everything? Can I customize my package?
Nope. And here’s why: this is custom work made just for you, not a sweater you can return because it “felt weird” after wearing it once. But I promise, you’re gonna love what we create.
Do you offer refunds?
I’ll slide into your inbox (or DMs if you picked that option) and we’ll chat. From there, we’ll make sure everything is aligned, and then we get to work. No ghosting, no waiting in the void—I got you.
What happens after I inquire?
Ask the moose! Seriously. Email me at moose@mooseanchors.com and I’ll get back to you. No question is too weird. (Okay, some are, but I’ll still answer them.)
What if I have more questions?
coming soon!
coming soon!
I figured you’d skim this and bounce, but here you are, deep in my About section, learning my secrets. Fine. I’m a creative brand strategist specializing in brand identity services that make branding clear, fun, and way less stressful than it currently is for you. My job? Making sure your brand actually connects, instead of just existing in the void. Okay, now your turn—who are you, and when are we working together?
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Your brand shouldn’t feel like a placeholder. With strategic branding that actually makes people care and a personalized brand that fits like it was made for you (because it was), you’ll finally have a brand that works harder than you do.
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