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Can't wait to hear from you. Before you fill out the form, you should know that it can take me up to 84 years to get in touch with you. Did I say 84 years? Silly me, I meant like 48 hours. So feel free to unbutton that first button on your pants, kick back and relax. I will get back with you on this. 

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Okay, so it's NOT just a fancy logo or picking colors. Think of it as your brand's North Star, the who, what, why, and how you stand out from the crowd. It's your roadmap to attracting those dream clients and making serious bank while doing what you love.

What exactly is brand strategy?

Imagine trying to find the hottest brunch spot without GPS. That's like running a business without a brand strategy. It'll get you there eventually, maybe, but it won't be pretty. A killer strategy = clients buzzing about you, major brand recognition, and a biz that feels like YOU.

Why is brand strategy important for my business?

Heck yeah! Being small doesn't mean you can't play with the big dogs. A strong brand is how you level up, stand out in that crowded online marketplace, and become the go-to for your niche. Basically, it's your secret weapon.

I'm a small business, do I really need a brand strategy?

I'm all about that strategy life, the foundation of a killer brand. I can whip up some basic copy magic if needed, and I've got an awesome network of designers if you need the full visual makeover. Think of me as your brand bestie, always ready with the right recommendations.

Do you offer services beyond strategy, like design or copywriting?

No two brands are alike, babe. But I do not drag things out. We'll work our butts off to get that strategy rockin' ASAP, so you can start slaying your biz goals. I would say 2-3 months. But you need to keep up with the consistency afterwards, otherwise it was all for nothing.

How long does it typically take to develop a brand strategy?

My heart sings for fellow coffee addicts and passionate cringy millennials ready to ditch the generic and embrace their unique awesomeness. If you're excited to build a brand that lights you up (and makes your competition sweat), we're gonna be BFFs.

What kind of clients do you enjoy working with most?

This is YOUR brand, baby! We're a team in this. Expect a private Voxer channel for easy communication and a branding hub on Milanote where we'll collaborate. We communicate as often as needed? Daily? Every other day? Whenever.

How involved will I be in the process?

Get ready for clients obsessing over your brand, a waitlist buzzing with leads, and a business that feels authentically YOU. We're talking about building a brand that makes you wanna shout it from the rooftops.

What kind of results can I expect from working with you?

Why be vanilla when you have the potential to be a damn flavor explosion. Your brand deserves to be as bold and unforgettable as you are. Sick of the DIY struggle, watching dream clients walk away because your brand isn't magnetic enough? That's where I come in. As a personal brand strategist, I help ambitious cringy millennials like you transform blah branding into a client-attracting powerhouse, the kind that has your competition shaking in their boots. Let's stop blending in and start dominating your niche.

My brand used to suck too...Now I help people like you fix theirs


I'm all about authenticity, impact, and results that speak for themselves. Let's create a brand experience so captivating, it becomes more than just a logo, it becomes a movement, a community, a damn phenomenon.

I'm Jasmine, Your Brand Hype woman

Forget stuffy bios, it's giving yuk. I'm a iced-latte-fueled, topknot wearing personal brand strategist here to shake things up. I transform generic brands into unforgettable experiences, the kind that make your competition sweat and your ideal clients go weak in the knees. Think viral memes, not dusty business cards. If you're ready to ditch your bland brand identity and own a brand as bold and unique as you are, well honey, you've come to the right place.

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Ever feel like every brand strategist sounds the same? Spouting the same empty promises about "visibility" and "authenticity"? Yawn. If you're sick of being just another face in the crowd, ready for a brand that makes you stand out, leads to massive brand growth, and attracts your dream clients like a magnet, stick around. This ain't your mama's branding rodeo.


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Ready to ditch that "hoping someone will notice me" energy? Imagine a brand with major clout and a waitlist of dream clients hitting you up, ready to invest. That's the power of an iced coffee-fueled strategy and a reputation that speaks for itself.