You want to be noticed.

THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR TIMELESS BRANDs

we’re the jalapeño of design studios

We make it happen.

"I always wanted to be an astronaut but you know, this will do."

Sup? I'm Jasmine. I'm so special I get the SSSS stamp on my boarding passes.

Yuuup, the quadruple S. Pretty sure the TSA thinks I'm a secret agent or something. Or maybe they just can't get enough of me and want to see me extra early at the airport. Either way, it's too bad it doesn't come with a free upgrade to first class. Boo.

Wanted: Black sheep of the niche. 

I'm here to shake things up in the branding world. With our bold brand strategies and disruptive brand strategy, we prove that a brand can be both audaciously funny and impressively effective. Picture showing up in pajamas, bunny slippers in tow, and still crushing it in the market. That's the power of authentic, impactful branding.

Everything I know about business I've learned from Leslie Knope and Michael Scott. So, we're off to a good start here.

When I'm not revolutionizing the branding scene, I'm soaking in classics like Seinfeld, Gilmore Girls, and The Office. But also crochet, do crossword puzzles. I think this is so on brand for me because I also love Golden Girls (according to Buzzfeed's expert analysis, I'm the legendary Rose Nylund). All I'm doing here is blending comedy with a legacy-driven brand experience. 

WE MAKE BRANDS THAT ARE SO GOOD PEOPLE FORGET THEY EVER HAD A CHOICE

I HELP YOU TO CREATE A disruptive BOLD BRAND THAT HAS OTHERS GASPING FOR AIR

"I'm in that phase right now where it feels illegal to not block blue light after 7pm and not to go to bed before 10pm."

Experience? Check.

Your branding sensei

Prepare your tissues, folks. It's time for my sob story. Ever since I was a kid, I loved art and drawing. That's it. That's the story. It's a sob story because here I am today, still doing it. No, let me tell you, I went to a school to become a customer service/marketing person. Graduated. I went to a school to become a game art designer. Switched to marketing in social media (about a year left in studies) and here I am. Still doing art. Well, disruptive brand strategy and bold design to be exact, but you get the point.

10+

brands brandified

1.4M

coffee cups drank. 1M of those were cold

9828

laughs had

Expertise? Double-check.

Moose anchors The answer to your branding prayers

Before Moose Anchors started dominating the branding game, we were all about teaching people random facts through our graphics. We were basically hoping to be discovered like half of the waitstaff in LA. But one day, I took a sip of my extra shot of espresso latte and it was like an awakening. Suddenly, I was thrust into a world of brand strategy and design, and I never looked back. Now, I spend my days creating bold brands and teaching people about disruptive brand strategy. And let me tell you, Moose Anchors isn't just a name, it's a legend. It came from me, a non-native English speaker, accidentally calling my stuffed moose's antlers "anchors." I mean, I forgot the actual name for years, but who cares? It's unique, it's memorable, and it's Moose Anchors.

A dash of moose, a pinch of spice, and a whole lot of surprise; That's what Moose Anchors is made of.

Elevate, Differentiate, Dominate

Our branding mantra: 

If you wanna be a kickass, disruptive brand like us, you gotta know what the heck you stand for. That means figuring out what floats your boat and what makes you wanna puke, so you can get people to relate to your brand like a BFF. Here at Moose Anchors, we're all about making an impact, cracking jokes, spreading good vibes, and embracing the unexpected like a long-lost lover. We're all about helping you let loose, make people smile, and leave 'em feeling like they just hit the jackpot.

We were born with a silver value spork in our mouth. Who needs a fancy spoon when you have a utensil that can do it all?

Our vision is to elevate your clients, the real people, to the forefront of your business. We live in a world where customers often become just another statistic, but we're rewriting the story because we want to celebrate humanity. This era we're living on is fixated on cold calls and collecting leads. And too many brands have lost their depth. Businesses have forgotten to create a legit relationship and connection with their clients and we're here to change that. All while making business fun again with disruptive brand strategy and bold brand design. 



If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision... eye care.

That was a joke. I'm a any-caf addict. Any type, any kind, I will take it. Our mission is to create brands that will knock your socks off, leaving your customers so overjoyed that they'll start doing cartwheels. We don't just make you look good, we make you stand out like a sore thumb. We create brands that are so magnetic, you'll have to wear gloves just to keep from sticking to your computer screen. And with a bold character like ours, you'll be the talk of the town, the envy of your competitors, and the apple of your customers' eyes.

What is a vision without a mission? An empty promise. Like decaf coffee.

Still feeling sus about the whole disruptive branding thing? 

Worried your brand will be as forgettable as yesterday's oatmeal?

I'm so glad you brought this up, thank you for asking!

Are you feeling invisible right now? Your competitors are stealing customers faster than Usain Bolt runs 100 meters. But fret not, standing out is what we do. With disruptive brand strategy and bold brand strategies, we'll elevate you from just another face in the crowd to the life of the party. Your potential clients start being able to tell you apart from your rivals, you're no longer just "meh" to them. Your brand will become the go-to, the talk of the town, the one they all want to know. Let me help you be the obvious choice in your niche, so you'll be as hot as a latte in the middle of winter.

1. You're going to be spooked out by how seen you will feel

You looking this good? It’s jail. Absolute jail. Next time I see you with your new bold disruptive brand, I’m going to put handcuffs on you and take you to jail. Firstname, you can't expect to stand out in your niche with a brand that's as timeless as a rock. Prepare for a bold brand strategy breakout. No more timeless, rock like branding for you. We're here to infuse your identity with wit, edge, and your unique essence. Ready to become the market shaking disruptor with a design so magnetic, auroras are jealous? Get set to be the brand that's not just seen but sought after. Escape the branding beige, it's time to make your brand illegally good.

2. Brand design that makes you look illegaly good

I'm all about websites, and you know what I love more than a good website? A website that converts like a dream. Say goodbye to websites that resemble an ugly Christmas sweater and hello to a legacy-driven digital experience. With our touch, your brand becomes so engaging, so disruptive, it’ll have the crowd—and yes, even grandma—coming back for more. Elevate your online presence with us, where every click feels like an exclusive invite to the coolest club in town. Ready to transform your site into the ultimate conversion engine?

3. Hot Girl Summer is Out, Hot Girl Website is In

libra sun and rising. cancer moon. enneagram 9. infp

my signs

the office, parks & rec, gilmore girls

taylor swift, of monsters & men, odesza

my jams

favorite shows

autumn, but also winter, and spring, and summer

hobbies

being in the nature, reading, hiking

Season of choice

brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso

My go to coffee order

confused (90% of the time)

current mood

Here is the tea about me: I have a PhD in binge-watching and a black belt in procrastination.

There is a rumor going around that disruptive brands have more fun.

Ok, listen, I know you're not a criminal, but if you think you can skip out on branding your business, you’re going straight to jail. I'll even come to your trial and bring some popcorn to watch you get sentenced to branding purgatory. But I know you're smarter than that, you’re aiming for a legacy-driven brand experience that’ll send the competition to the nursery. You’re here for that bold, market-shaking disruption that sets fire to the old playbook. Because let’s face it, you're done playing hide and seek with success. It’s time to craft the standout, strategic brand that’s been dancing in your head. No more delays, just daring moves and a brand that's all you.

TIMELESS DESIGN MAY NEVER GET OLD, BUT IT ALSO NEVER GETS NOTICED

No more late-night staring contests with your computer screen, hoping that some magic branding fairy will appear with the perfect design. Nope, we're talking about a real strategy here, something so good it'll make your pizza taste like victory. And let me tell you, I've been in those shoes before, and it's not a fun place to be. That's why I'm here to help you create the brand of your dreams. Or, if you prefer, I can recommend some organic bug spray that's as effective as a feather duster. Your call!

 And it's true.

"I remember when 'swiping right' meant turning the page of a book, not finding a date."

100%

organic

"You're going to get so much more out of this experience than just a beautiful, cohesive brand. The clarity and brand strategy that you develop along the way is PRICELESS! This is the exact thing you need to take your business to the next level."

Mckenzie

"Jasmine helped me to integrate my values into my brand in a way that helps my ideal client understand what me and my business is all about!"

If you're still unsure about us, I guess I'll just have to bribe you with more resources. 

You can keep playing hard to get, but your brand has already swiped right on us.

But let's be real, we both know your brand is dying for us.

What is your gut saying? Yes? Probably yes. Mine is saying, "Did you really eat that entire pizza by yourself?"

So, you're here because you want to make a real splash with your brand, huh? Well, let me tell you, we're not here to play small. We're talking bold, loud, and in-your-face branding that'll make your competitors cry. And let's not forget about the warm and fuzzy feeling you'll get when your clients are praising your new disruptive bold brand. Oh, and don't worry about making a decision, there's a button waiting for you below that'll magically solve all your branding problems with just one click. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!

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We'll whip your brand into an iconic sensation with our bold brand strategies. Imagine a disruptive brand strategy that’s not just smart, but also hilariously on-point, designed to resonate and delight. 

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A business without a brand is like a latte without espresso. Boring.